Top 10 Signs You May Not Be Reading Your Bible Enough
Enjoy these Top 10 signs you may not be reading your bible
enough.
10. The Preacher announces the sermon is from Galatians ... and
you check the table of contents.
9. You think Abraham, Isaac and Jacob may have had a few hit
songs during the 60's.
8. You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls
out.
7. Your favorite Old Testament patriarch is Hercules.
6. A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in
Psalms.
5. You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn't listed in
either the concordance or the table of contents.
4. Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand:
"Who gave you this stuff?"
3. You think the minor prophets worked in the quarries.
2. You keep falling for it every time when pastor tells you to
turn to First Condominiums.
And the No. 1 sign you may not be reading your Bible enough:
1. The kids keep asking too many questions about your usual
bedtime story: "Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many
Colors."
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